Wine

Malachi is becoming quite mature. The other day he was at Granny and Papas "hangin' out" and my Dad poured him and Mom a glass of wine.
"Watcha drinking?" asked Malachi from his high chair
"Um, well, this is just a special drink for Granny and me" said my dad as they sat down around the table, "You have your drink right here." He picked up Malachi's sippy cup to show him.
"Oh." Malachi took the decoy and let the subject drop, "What did you guys do today?" he asked graciously.
They answered him, giggling inside at his mature question. There was a pause

"Why don't you just call that drink wine?"